tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12994151148352426642024-03-04T20:38:36.408-08:00I Found All SixSlylock Fox Cartoonist Bob Weber, Jr. presents readers with mysteries in "Find the Six Differences." I've dedicated this blog to finding all six.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.comBlogger460125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-85053582129139933242014-01-14T21:13:00.000-08:002014-01-14T21:13:06.297-08:00Deja Vu with Mosquitoes!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It has long been my opinion on this blog that if and when Bob Weber, Jr., recycles his Six Differences art, I get to recycle my Six Differences answers (in a Deja Vu post). I think all of the differences I found in <a href="http://sixdifferences.blogspot.com/2008/04/get-it-off-me-get-it-off-me.html">this post</a> still stand for today's picture, so I will repost them below:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">1) The mosquito on the left is a result of </span><a href="http://reynardnoir.wordpress.com/category/count-weirdly/" style="-webkit-transition: color 0.3s; background-color: white; color: #1470d9; display: inline; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; outline: none; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none; transition: color 0.3s;">Count Weirdly’s </a><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">experiments crossbreeding himself with various insects. The mosquito on the right has become fat on stage blood it drank by accident. The corn syrup content just completely mucked with its low-carb diet.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">2) The dog on the left is horrified because the cat was just telling him horror stories of mosquitoes biting little dogs right in the eye. The dog on the right is horrified because the mosquito is waving its outsized genitals (not depicted here for the sake of the children who read this strip) in its face.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">3) The boy on the left will grow up to be Wilson on </span><em style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">Home Improvement.</em><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">4) The bottle-thing on the left was a new Coke bottle as designed by Dr. Seuss. On the right, it’s not a bottle at all, but a high-tech periscope from a heretofore undiscovered superdeveloped subterranean life form.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">5) We see two different forms of architecture on display in these panels — on the left, an example of the Concave-Roofed Dwellings perfected in mid-20th century Peru, and on the right, a lovely instance of the Mediterranean Bulging House.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; text-align: justify;">6) The boy on the right will go home with guano in his hair.</span>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-30866440007709136612014-01-13T17:07:00.001-08:002014-01-13T17:07:08.275-08:00Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU0tQoWh09mxnFsMb8t1a_Y_AGVbvQbfuNcqvvaHYinUMzqZ8ClYKOYScyJk4Og2JRJCWve4-Eo0ORnbxmmxbiRnHC8tLpkSpW0je2FcLCP5qzaaU57FuXhL7Xz7gq5oNL1mg0G5YDptg/s640/blogger-image-246177128.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU0tQoWh09mxnFsMb8t1a_Y_AGVbvQbfuNcqvvaHYinUMzqZ8ClYKOYScyJk4Og2JRJCWve4-Eo0ORnbxmmxbiRnHC8tLpkSpW0je2FcLCP5qzaaU57FuXhL7Xz7gq5oNL1mg0G5YDptg/s640/blogger-image-246177128.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">1) Panel one is a picture of a young Bob Weber Jr. drawing what was at the time his heroic creation Buford Bull, aka Bull-Man. He would later grow jaded and begin drawing Buford as a layabout committing insignificant crimes and constantly getting hassled by the local vulpine police.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">2) In panel one, Weber has endowed Bull-Man with the power of flight. In panel two, the artist has endowed Bull-Man with the power of lying incredibly still on his belly in front of a wind machine.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">3) In panel one, the object by the fishbowl is an eraser. In panel two, it is a piece of pink cake. The boy in panel two does not believe in plates.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">4) In panel one, Bull-Man is suffering from pinkeye. In panel two, the color was an artistic choice.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">5) In panel two, the boy is still trying to find a way to draw the B on Bull-Man's chest so it fits in a pentagon. In panel one, Weber's going to go for more of a trapezoid.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">6) The ink in panel two was harvested from the boy's former pet squid. You don't want to know what his plans are for the goldfish.</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-43776698879644653982014-01-09T19:57:00.001-08:002014-01-14T20:04:03.258-08:00No Use Crying Over Spilt Champagne<div class="separator" style="clear: both;">
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1) Due to her lack of whiskers, the cat in panel two constantly gets her head stuck in the space under the couch.</div>
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2) The dog in panel one is a neat freak. She picks up other people's trash and throws it in the bucket since she doesn't have access to inside trash cans. The dog in panel two is chilling a bottle of champagne for his date.</div>
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3) The man in panel one is unaccustomed to seeing his dog express emotion.</div>
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4) The cat in panel one is sticking out his tongue at the dog. The cat in panel two is attempting a patented Apartment 3-G style head bobble, but only got her tongue to bobble. It's harder than it looks.</div>
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5) The dog in panel one is upset because the cat has thrown all her worldly possessions out of the window -- her ball, her bone, her scrapbook of photos of interesting things that she has peed on. The dog in panel two is upset because he knows the cat is going to make a bad impression on his date.</div>
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6) The dog in panel one will look back on this day when she takes acting classes and her teacher tells her to fake crying by remembering a traumatic experience.</div>
Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-61739560493333783862013-12-29T14:53:00.001-08:002013-12-29T14:54:09.271-08:00I'm back! Did the Internet miss me? (Probably not.)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey everybody! Sorry I've been away from this blog so long. I can't promise I'll be back for good, or posting regularly -- I've been pretty busy with my <a href="http://joshreads.com/?p=19438">career change</a>, you know -- but I thought I'd at least get a post in today, since it's my last day of vacation. So let's get to it!<br />
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1) In panel one, the sea lion gets super pissed if you refer to him as a seal. Seriously, you're old enough to know better.<br />
2) In panel two, it's actually a harp seal in the aftermath of the Exxon OilLeaker shipwreck in the background there.<br />
3) In panel two, the sun is pink because it's nearly sunset. In panel one, it's pink with the chemicals fouling the air in the wake of the Dow ChemWaste shipwreck in the background there.<br />
4) The seal in panel two is annoyed because he saved the eyeballs on the fish skeletons specifically for the bird, but the bird snubbed them and stole his last fish. The seal has yet to learn to distinguish between eyeball-loving crows and fish-loving terns.<br />
5) The sea lion in panel one can trace his lineage to Rudolph. You know, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sea Lion. You don't know the song? Oh, come on:<br />
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sea Lion<br />
Had a very shiny nose<br />
And if you ever saw it<br />
You would even say it glowed<br />
All of the other sea lions<br />
Used to laugh and call him names<br />
They never let poor Rudolph<br />
Join in their aquatic games<br />
Then one foggy Christmas Eve<br />
Rudolph killed them all in a murderous rampage, slashing their bellies open with a knife crudely fashioned from a pelican's beak and doing blow off their floating corpses for days afterward.<br />
6) The tern in panel two wanted a flashy green suit like Big Brad Wolf's for Christmas. Sadly, they only come in anthropomorphic wolf sizes.<br />
<br />Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-91838688284624181962012-02-11T23:12:00.000-08:002012-02-11T23:12:55.619-08:00It Came from the App: Spotting the Six Differences in a Puzzle from the Six Differences App<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1. The cow in panel two was in a band, but quit when her bandmates kept insisting on less cowbell.</span><br />
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">2. The pig in panel one has already succombed to frostbite.</span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">3. The chicken in the bucket in panel one is a failed political platform.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">4. The duck's feet in panel two were served at a dim sum restaurant along with dolphin fin soup, </span></span></span></span><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">panstickers, and autumn rolls.</span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">5. The cow in panel one is attempting to make ice cream. Someone needs to tell her that's not how it </span></span></span></span></span><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">works.</span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #edeff4; color: #333333; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 12px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">6. The bunny's head in panel two is sticking out of the snow on a pike, as a lesson to other bunnies.</span></span></span></span></span></span>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-78931297747291768992012-01-31T22:15:00.000-08:002012-01-31T22:15:45.289-08:00All Hail the Great Leader<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The policeman in panel one is about to apprehend the little juvenile delinquent for drawing a mustache on the war hero's statue and painting it custard yellow. It's going to take a lot of allowances to pay for the sandblasting. The policeman in panel two is a member of an ultra-authoritarian, dystopian police-state in which merely sitting on a statue of the Great Leader is punishable by up to 15 years in a squalid solitary cell.<br />
2) In panel two, the bird will be arrested for defacing the Propaganda Ministry's sign in honor of the Great Leader:<br />
THE WAR IS OVER<br />
THE INFIDELS ARE DEAD<br />
THE REVOLUTION WAS NOT TELEVISED BUT ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS ARE VIDEOTAPED<br />
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER<br />
BIRD POOP IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED<br />
3) The factory in the background of panel one makes printer cartridges. The factory in panel two makes tinned meat, which will be rationed out two cans per family per week. The woman's family has received nothing but sardines in mustard sauce five weeks running.<br />
4) The woman in panel one is wearing the biggest damn pearls I've ever seen. The woman in panel two is wearing a necklace of ping-pong balls, the symbol of the proletariat. The Great Leader led the proletariat in slaughtering the rich, the intellectuals and the atheists, those effete croquet and badminton players. But behind the walls of his gated estate, the Great Leader plays bocce ball.<br />
5) The sun in panel one is an unusual orange color because the sun is entering its red giant state. The sun in panel two is orange because the Great Leader commands it.<br />
6) There is no sixth difference. The Great Leader demands all lists be made of five items.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-55288001659907760262012-01-25T21:08:00.000-08:002012-01-25T21:08:08.681-08:00Exam day deja vu except a fair amount of it really is different<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) In panel one, the girl is having a nightmare that she has a test today that she didn't study for. In panel two, the girl is having a nightmare that she went to school in only her underwear. Fortunately, she wears very conservative underwear.<br />
2) The apple in panel one contains a hidden camera to try to catch whether kids are cheating.<br />
3) In panel two, the girl's bugged-out, perfectly spherical eyes mark her as the spawn of Beaker.<br />
4) In panel one, the teacher is cramming for a test. While the teacher takes her test, her proctor will be cramming for a test of his own, and so on, recursively, until the heads of every major university take an exam proctored by an easily-provoked badger. (I was going to say a testy badger before I realized that involved a truly awful unintentional pun.)<br />
5) The test in panel one covers basic arithmetic. The test in panel two covers basic Boolean arithmetic, and is indistinguishable from the first test except for the fact that 1 + 1 = 1. Nobody gets that one right.<br />
6) About 20% of the content of panel one is copied from <a href="http://sixdifferences.blogspot.com/2008/06/if-youre-that-annoyed-that-hes-cheating.html">this puzzle</a>, compared to just 15% of panel two.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-35650553113818343282012-01-17T20:49:00.000-08:002012-01-17T20:49:24.263-08:00A refreshing Generi-Cola<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The girl in panel one plays Goldilocks in all the school plays, even the ones about Snow White.<br />
2) The cat in panel one has whiskers coming out of its butt. The cat in panel two has loud noises coming out of its butt.<br />
3) The builders of the house in panel two managed to construct it without a door. Holding open houses with a single round window as the only means of entrance and egress has been difficult.<br />
4) The cat in panel two will be impounded for public nudity.<br />
5) The droplets in panel one indicate that the boy in panel one is not drinking through the straw, but attempting to spit into it. Fortunately, the girl's backwash will neutralize his saliva (that's how cooties work, right?).<br />
6) The bird in panel two is not half as astonished by all this as he looks.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-20607312235348043572012-01-15T21:26:00.000-08:002012-01-15T21:26:41.117-08:00An anthropomorphic cow gave his life so you could eat that steak<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The steak in panel one came from Buford Bull.<br />
2) The lobster in panel two will overpower Max Mouse to become Slylock's new sidekick.<br />
3) The lobster in panel one has had enough of Max's poor sartorial choices. "You..." whack! "look..." bam! "stupid in that hat!"<br />
4) The restaurant in panel one is under the impression that a pink steak is done. The restaurant in panel two appears to have served Slylock a chew toy.<br />
5) The restaurant in panel two believes in serving live lobster, and also does not believe in drawn butter.<br />
6) In panel one, Slylock has requested a special chair with a hole in the back. In panel two, he has removed his tail and plans to reattach it later.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-71248803329601808732012-01-12T21:27:00.000-08:002012-01-12T21:27:02.118-08:00Officer Murdock and Officer Kilroy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) In panel two, the policeman is saying, "Look here, sir, does your dog have a concealed weapon permit for that tooth?"<br />
2) The police car in panel one got a gold star for attendance. The police car in panel two got a gold star on its spelling quiz.<br />
3) In panel two, the cat has called the police to file charges against the dog for stalking. In panel one, the dog has called the police to file charges against the man for his mustache. It's just wrong.<br />
4) In panel one, the policeman's partner waiting in the car is a midget. In panel two, the policeman in the foreground is on the beat with Officer Kilroy.<br />
5) The policeman in the foreground in panel one has a see-through visor, so even though you can't see his eyes, he can see you. The policeman in panel two is blind and identifies suspects by echolocation.<br />
6) The cat in panel one is named Marmalade. The cat in panel two is also named Kilroy.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-71683602644650841202012-01-09T21:14:00.000-08:002012-01-09T21:14:55.489-08:00Pink poop!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The vulture in panel one is attempting to feed soon-to-hatch baby ostriches a bundle of slightly pre-chewed worms, perfect for digestion by little bird tummies. The vulture in panel two is attempting to bash open the eggs with the leftover brain of its latest victim.<br />
2) The animals assembled on the hilltop in panel two are watching in awe, waiting for the ostrich to go totally ballistic on the vulture. The animals assembled on the hilltop in panel one are watching in awe, trying to figure out if the vulture just pooped a big pink wad of something. Maybe no one told him you're not supposed to swallow bubble gum because you can't digest it, says the lion. Maybe vulture poop is naturally pink, says the elephant. Aaaaaahh it's horrible, says the bird.<br />
3) The gorilla in panel two wishes he had thought of that. Ostrich-egg omelets sound so damn good. Maybe with a little sauteed mushroom.<br />
4) The gorilla in panel one has more teeth than the gorilla in panel two because he beat up the tooth fairy.<br />
5) The ostrich in panel one is a six-time lacrosse champion. The ostrich in panel two makes a living cleaning pools.<br />
6) In panel two, the soon-to-hatch baby ostriches will be fed slightly pre-chewed vulture bits.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-82497660235967575202012-01-06T16:44:00.000-08:002012-01-06T16:44:06.955-08:00Non-survival on the tundra<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The boy and girl in panel one enjoy engaging in asphyxiation play.<br />
2) The ice fisherman in panel one has died of hypothermia. The ice fisherman in panel two has died of starvation.<br />
3) The bird in panel two does not know how to land.<br />
4) The sucker in panel one is lemon-flavored. The sucker in panel two is Yellow #5-flavored.<br />
5) The rabbit in panel one opens cans of evaporated milk by sticking his teeth over the can and hitting himself on the head.<br />
6) In panel two, the scarf and coat sleeves are hiding the skater's sixth and seventh fingers, and the hat is hiding her third eye.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-69400013880762669572012-01-03T21:05:00.000-08:002012-01-03T21:05:17.811-08:00Sometimes she'd shop, and she would show me what she bought<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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You know, there are a few dozen songs that I just absolutely hate having stuck in my head, and "Bus Stop" is one of them. And it gets stuck in my head every time Bob Weber Jr. does a six differences puzzle at a bus stop, which is surprisingly frequent. But no matter! We have six differences to find, and find them we will.<br />
1) The bus in panel one is run by Godot Lines.<br />
2) The boy in the purple coat in panel two is coming to the realization that pencils do not work very well as earmuffs.<br />
3) The book in panel one is <i>Being and Nothingness.</i> The book in panel two is <i>The Monster at the End of This Book: The Unabridged Version</i>.<br />
4) The bus stop sign in panel one was run into by a sedan. The bus stop sign in panel two was run into by a man in a motorized scooter.<br />
5) The boy in the orange cap in panel one will die of hypothermia when, due to his short stature, he becomes covered in snow without anyone noticing.<br />
6) The girl and the boy in the purple coat in panel two are exchanging knowing glances because they're about to pull off the heist of the century.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-51277965756818366162011-12-20T23:29:00.000-08:002011-12-20T23:29:41.893-08:00Carnivorous Snowmen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The snowman in panel one is pretending to be a walrus. The snowman in panel two has developed a taste for meat. The man in panel two will have the misfortune of discovering later that night that the snowman knows he is <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QW-MEAT&Category_Code=QW">made of meat</a>.<br />
2) In panel one, the snowman has two eyes made out of coal. In panel two, the snowman has two eyes made out of the tiny, black souls of marketing executives.<br />
3) In panel one, the snowman's tie is rumpled after a night of passion. In panel two, the boy simply has no understanding of how to properly dress a snowman.<br />
4) In panel two, the snowman will get food poisoning from eating an undercooked hot dog.<br />
5) In panel one, the snowman's has a carrot nose. In panel two, the snowman has a nose made from the horn of the rare orange narwhal.<br />
6) In panel one, a bit of snow from the upper window ledge is about to dribble down the back of the man's neck.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-10022999921953404012011-12-15T18:20:00.000-08:002011-12-20T23:14:22.453-08:00Eat your own dog food!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) The dog in panel one took physics from Slylock Fox, so he should be able to get out of this.</div>
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2) The cat in panel two has the glazed eyes of a cat that has been hypnotized by one of the neighborhood dogs to steal dog food.</div>
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3) The dog dish in panel two belongs to a rebel military officer of the Tang dynasty.</div>
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4) The creature hiding in the log in panel one is harmless. The creature hiding in the log in panel two is not.</div>
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5) The bone in panel two has rotated 90 degrees <i>on its own</i>.</div>
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6) The cat in panel one likes the flavor of dog food better than cat food. It tastes like he's made someone his bitch.</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-37393675983243501742011-12-13T21:33:00.000-08:002011-12-14T16:09:22.635-08:00The Internet is for ██████████<p>Hi, loyal readers. I have to tell you something -- I'm a little worried.</p>
<p>I'm worried about the Internet.</p>
<p>Yes, I'm worried about this marvelous kingdom, this world where lolcats and keyboard cats and nyan cats reign supreme. You see, there's this bill called SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act. It gives an enormous amount of control to major content providers, who would be able to have sites shut down without due process to determine if the Fair Use Act applies. It could institutionalize censorship and introduce security flaws to the World Wide Web. The original bill even mucks about in the DNS, requiring ISPs to redirect traffic from sites that are deemed piracy havens. It's been watered down a bit since then, but that's cold comfort. What's worse, really, is the example we'd be setting to the rest of the world -- that it's okay to censor the Internet based on business interests or political interests. China anyone? Iran? That's what we'd be reinforcing with this bill. We need a free Web.</p>
<p>SOPA must die so the Internet can live.</p>
<p>█████ ████ ████ for the ██████████,
and I ████'t █████ out ███████ I ████'t a █████████.
████ ████ ████ for the █████ █████████,
and I ████'t █████ out ███████ I ████'t a █████ ████████.
████ ████ ████ for the ████,
and I ████'t █████ out ███████ I ████'t a Jew.
████ ████ ████ for me
and █████ was no one ████ to █████ out for me.</p>
<p><a href='http://americancensorship.org/posts/9611/uncensor' style='border: none; display: block; margin: 10px;'><img src='http://americancensorship.org/images/ac2-uncensorthis.png' alt='Uncensor This' width='349' height='53' /></a>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-61220104738259417822011-12-12T21:59:00.000-08:002011-12-13T16:31:44.122-08:00Post-apocalyptic Reconstruction<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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1) In panel one, the torque on the beam attached to the hook is about 25 percent greater in magnitude than the beam in panel two.<br />
2) In panel two, someone has been playing seesaw with the other beam.<br />
3) In panel one, the worker in the foreground is holding the plans upside down.<br />
4) In panel two, the worker in the foreground is holding a treasure map.<br />
5) In panel one, the construction company will receive OSHA violations for its failure to give its crew properly fitting helmets and shirts. Seriously, imagine welding something in that. In panel two, the worker on the beam will file a worker's comp claim when he is hit in the nose with his lunchbox.<br />
6) So what's with that weird white background with the curvy line? Panel one depicts a levitating construction trailer with wires coming out of it and attaching to a barrel. No doubt there is a detonator in the trailer for the dynamite in the barrel. Apparently, the company has figured out that if it blows up the buildings it completes, it might get paid to build them a second time. I'm not sure why it's levitating, but my guess is that it has something to do with all the birds on top of the trailer and something to do with the construction crew's getaway plan. Panel two depicts a construction trailer sitting on top of a perfectly white hill, perhaps covered in ice-nine. It's comforting to see people rebuilding after Vonnegut's apocalyptic vision has come true, though one might wish they were wearing more protective clothing on a site still covered by a substance that could turn them to solid ice.Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-88719699780555348132011-12-07T10:53:00.000-08:002011-12-07T21:35:01.917-08:00I got your onomatopoeia right here<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksg_XC8qEh0VnDKs_yU-UgJmPDEOQJJD81w1ea79la50WWWgION5k3NuuOGCNsViYit9qUEcWQv6E4nnya5Qp-GOFM_2XEJ_j4NEcR47pUHDBgzF2BuBa3hQzToeCSQ26nNVkp8E8040/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-12-07+at+11.49.16+AM.png"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683461763493823474" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksg_XC8qEh0VnDKs_yU-UgJmPDEOQJJD81w1ea79la50WWWgION5k3NuuOGCNsViYit9qUEcWQv6E4nnya5Qp-GOFM_2XEJ_j4NEcR47pUHDBgzF2BuBa3hQzToeCSQ26nNVkp8E8040/s400/Screen+shot+2011-12-07+at+11.49.16+AM.png" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 124px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
1) The cat in panel one has pushed over a fishbowl. The cat in panel two has broken a priceless Han dynasty urn.<br />
2) The man in panel one is wearing white shoes and a white bowling shirt because they're totally vintage, which goes with his image of himself as a guy who likes drinking coffee out of oversized cups and using irony and bands you've probably never heard of. The man in panel two is wearing white shoes and a white bowling shirt because he doesn't realize it's after Labor Day.<br />
3) The onomatopoeia in panel one is twice as loud as the onomatopoeia in panel two.<br />
4) The fish in panel one used a spring with a spring constant of 1800 N/m to launch itself into the aquarium. The fish in panel two used cartoon physics.<br />
5) The dog in panel one is OCD and is busily counting the cup handles, water droplets, bubbles, cat whiskers, fishbowl shards and fish fins that comprise his world. The dog in panel two is thinking about lunch.<br />
6) In panel two, the cat will go about the rest of his day making fighting sound effects. Biff! Zap! Pow! Blooey! Zablunkwapowiggy!Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-79424223327893763322011-11-15T17:54:00.000-08:002011-11-15T18:11:28.454-08:00The phrase is, "got the tiger by the tail"<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0c15rxTH-pHx5IgsJMDQmf_t26j5Kc-zRTTQuOFgQ9-CgcXZlM5Zo-S80BkP4KtZfkgfXL2ZlYiejI2t2svHK9csC5vQFeEacqA7tx_coh20mJnQgVqZjAVDIcS34rF4Ic2HC8XcK4c/s1600/Slylock.20111115_small.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 126px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0c15rxTH-pHx5IgsJMDQmf_t26j5Kc-zRTTQuOFgQ9-CgcXZlM5Zo-S80BkP4KtZfkgfXL2ZlYiejI2t2svHK9csC5vQFeEacqA7tx_coh20mJnQgVqZjAVDIcS34rF4Ic2HC8XcK4c/s400/Slylock.20111115_small.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675406236262662498" /></a><br /><div>1) The alligator in panel one has heard that lion tail is an aphrodisiac.</div><div>2) The monkey in panel one stole the rope from some nearby hippie hemp aficionados. The monkey in panel two stole the rope from a production of Tarzan.</div><div>3) The lion in panel two is a lifelong fan of the Beach Boys, and as such can always be seen sporting a bushy bushy blonde hairdo.</div><div>4) The sun in panel one was drawn with a compass. The sun in panel two was drawn by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHxkAlWBbxw&feature=related">this guy</a>.</div><div>5) Though the stars may indicate that the bite in panel one hurts twice as much as the bite in panel two, it's really more like 1.65 times as much.</div><div>6) The snake in panel two just got unintentionally goatsed.</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-58979167981298752662011-11-13T13:26:00.000-08:002011-11-13T14:15:21.799-08:00Justice for Weirdly!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7YpYORh_mj61ATsnVcHvfpe4sz_CuE2O8J0FzRpUOMEEwsF1Sz8X6Aofy9ZzVqvP01zX7O8hm8K9G_yud79gP4R6p6MrVnA5YhzuJNpO8dGDhZomHd5iRbEJ44zKGhW3yWlJ3tVHNejQ/s1600/Slylock.20111113_small.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7YpYORh_mj61ATsnVcHvfpe4sz_CuE2O8J0FzRpUOMEEwsF1Sz8X6Aofy9ZzVqvP01zX7O8hm8K9G_yud79gP4R6p6MrVnA5YhzuJNpO8dGDhZomHd5iRbEJ44zKGhW3yWlJ3tVHNejQ/s400/Slylock.20111113_small.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674595435642598866" /></a>I know I haven't posted a puzzle on here for months, but today's Slylock Fox has me disturbed by this seeming overreach by an increasingly authoritarian police force, with Slylock spitting on personal privacy rights. Hey Slylock, did you have a warrant for that listening device? And why video surveillance equipment in Weirdly’s home? I suppose you’re just going to fast-forward through all those scenes of Count Weirdly changing his clothes, hopping out of the shower, making love to his girlfriend ... pissing into that overflowing chamber pot by his desk.... Justice for Weirdly!<div><br /></div><div>Okay, okay, since I'm on here anyway:</div><div><br /></div><div>1) In panel one, there is a vicious and sweaty creature living in the cave. The bones are left over from the last cowboy who rode by to try to take its money bags.</div><div>2) Panel two depicts Scrooge McDuck's last stand.</div><div>3) In panel one, the creature is hiding in a hollowed-out raspberry jello salad.</div><div>4) In panel two, on the way back with Scrooge's money, the man's horse will be spooked by the snake and will throw him over the cliff to his death. It's basically The Treasure of the Sierra Madre with cartoon characters.</div><div>5) In panel one, when the creature collects enough bones, it will construct a cave out of bones and eat the jello.</div><div>6) In panel two, Slylock Fox will discover Scrooge McDuck's body two months from now. He will pin the murder on Count Weirdly.</div><div><br /></div><div>Also! I have just purchased and started playing the Slylock Fox Spot the Differences app (for iPhones, iPads and iPod Touches). It's great!</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-8665356953698198562011-05-26T22:15:00.000-07:002011-05-26T23:17:50.367-07:00Summer Vacation Six Differences<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9Oldb5DYm3XAPFvSOHGkbv_rY-_YiBIDEoRpXQNUq_FfIF69izmai4PznMcgqFhIVaXQj_a1vZY6zX7AsyWkvyFxn9QG1GMq16bFvxT4TWJ9307SHTma_akrv9eXCxZCbs00ZAr57vrE/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-05-26+at+11.13.33+PM.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 127px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9Oldb5DYm3XAPFvSOHGkbv_rY-_YiBIDEoRpXQNUq_FfIF69izmai4PznMcgqFhIVaXQj_a1vZY6zX7AsyWkvyFxn9QG1GMq16bFvxT4TWJ9307SHTma_akrv9eXCxZCbs00ZAr57vrE/s400/Screen+shot+2011-05-26+at+11.13.33+PM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611260258008718882" /></a>1) The girl in panel one is wearing an oversized shirt as a dress and dyed-to-match shoes from the cheapest wedding in the world. The girl in panel two managed to spill lemonade over her entire outfit.<div>2) In panel one, bones are growing on the ground like flowers. It is a horrific world, in which skeletons sprout from the earth like saplings and a slight breeze can uproot them and send them wandering through the world. </div><div>3) In panel two, it appears that <a href="http://sixdifferences.blogspot.com/2009/05/dodgeapple.html">Concave Roofing LLC</a> got another contract!</div><div>4) Panel one gave me deja vu, even though I couldn't find a post with a comic exactly like it in the archives (despite the fact that clicking the <a href="http://sixdifferences.blogspot.com/search/label/ice%20cream">ice cream tag</a> unearths a wealth of comics of animals licking people's ice cream). Panel two, when I looked at it, was clearly an original creation.</div><div>5) The homeowners in panel one are too cheap to get air conditioning.</div><div>6) In panel one, the white bushes are an oversight by the colorist. In panel two, which takes place in the land of Chewandswallow, they are giant mounds of cottage cheese.</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-68542802133141784382011-02-21T17:32:00.001-08:002011-02-21T17:46:04.786-08:00President's Day Slylock<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7GxoDIX6EA5O64-6EI-Mq9tObJIFdQXYZjQIjqmrP3pYudSJpagPCU866nba_nPCzuJKBQ09L36jzVSifdeL_v-bZNJrWIqyk16cbfJlU_W7nZjBuoEW_ATvmtoCklcEBJg_cAoqUSLg/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-02-21+at+6.31.07+PM.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 120px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7GxoDIX6EA5O64-6EI-Mq9tObJIFdQXYZjQIjqmrP3pYudSJpagPCU866nba_nPCzuJKBQ09L36jzVSifdeL_v-bZNJrWIqyk16cbfJlU_W7nZjBuoEW_ATvmtoCklcEBJg_cAoqUSLg/s400/Screen+shot+2011-02-21+at+6.31.07+PM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5576320923621102050" /></a>So, I decided to celebrate President's Day this year by buying an unregistered AK-47 and using it to shoot a bald eagle, as is my Second Amendment right, then burning the eagle on my backyard replica of the Lincoln Memorial (along with a turkey leg in honor of Benjamin Franklin) while reciting chapter and verse from Glenn Beck. You know. The traditional way. Bob Weber, Jr., on the other hand, has decided to mark the holiday by depicting his green-skinned, boxer short-clad villain, Count Weirdly, in a stovepipe hat and Lincoln-esque beard.<div><br /></div><div>Well played, Bob. Well played.</div><div><br /></div><div>(Sorry for the even less frequent than usual posts, everyone. This semester's going to be a bugger.)</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-31059099043953198572011-01-30T21:29:00.000-08:002011-01-30T21:32:17.030-08:00the slylock fox show STARRING MAX MOUSE Audience Participation Tuesday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwqOX0n67Z_gZ9UR3x7py-FUjKPNhEwOwmM3wTYBR36TZGcwbKyagweGbDqNBy0TJkNDpTqz6QOzYHZ9wMQktmKtXpPljcIrbGXCm-fzHbGgvsvZ_Ll7XUCyTIVmrTVzIkeBj-KCoSSd4/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-01-30+at+10.29.35+PM.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwqOX0n67Z_gZ9UR3x7py-FUjKPNhEwOwmM3wTYBR36TZGcwbKyagweGbDqNBy0TJkNDpTqz6QOzYHZ9wMQktmKtXpPljcIrbGXCm-fzHbGgvsvZ_Ll7XUCyTIVmrTVzIkeBj-KCoSSd4/s400/Screen+shot+2011-01-30+at+10.29.35+PM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568218177276577826" /></a>Belated post, but when I finally caught up on comics and read this, I had to put it up immediately. This is what it's all about, friends! This is a fantastic contest comic! So post a difference in the comments and win a prize!Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-11243440080486150032011-01-18T11:18:00.000-08:002011-01-18T11:20:43.820-08:00What the Horse Saw Audience Participation Tuesday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkth7V7YwJ4vQ6XJsIMaZg-1FedCgNFz8vNWHJg_ds97LOJSJPoIfTC4_tMQd1oOMp3eNGAbXIgeOsM7GnsqL2GWdrOEv5UldxAoAykB5v_pts8JraPoNGMVt18IhQEM5E_d4PTZVvuuw/s1600/1%253A18%253A11.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 122px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkth7V7YwJ4vQ6XJsIMaZg-1FedCgNFz8vNWHJg_ds97LOJSJPoIfTC4_tMQd1oOMp3eNGAbXIgeOsM7GnsqL2GWdrOEv5UldxAoAykB5v_pts8JraPoNGMVt18IhQEM5E_d4PTZVvuuw/s400/1%253A18%253A11.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563607586577305554" /></a><br /><div>It's my first day back in school for the semester, so cheer me up by entering this Audience Participation Tuesday contest! Just find a difference, post it in the comments, and you could win a prize!</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1299415114835242664.post-70364859143781027282011-01-17T21:03:00.000-08:002011-01-17T21:34:42.882-08:00This cookie is so delicious, I don't know where I am<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_fEn5L-lJQD1m4P6DA71AukJ-92mum1CbAbVdTeVcmQGQZacfGQEqc85klQyn1TepR8xsITNj2OKUj3tj2AD41Bh06_zV8C0R-M0_H5W_mbIwKAmR_dl5bAayQYh5nR-gCcGAjWJj6dA/s1600/1%253A16%253A11.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 232px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_fEn5L-lJQD1m4P6DA71AukJ-92mum1CbAbVdTeVcmQGQZacfGQEqc85klQyn1TepR8xsITNj2OKUj3tj2AD41Bh06_zV8C0R-M0_H5W_mbIwKAmR_dl5bAayQYh5nR-gCcGAjWJj6dA/s400/1%253A16%253A11.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563387582364491010" /></a><br /><div>1) In panel one, the box contains chocolate chip cookies. (The dog will survive, but just barely.) In panel two, it contains dog biscuits. His big sister will drag him out at parties and feed him Milk-Bones to entertain the guests.</div><div>2) Panel one takes place in a featureless teal void. Panel two takes place in a featureless aqua void.</div><div>3) The dog in panel one is much more practiced at begging than the dog in panel two. He routinely holds a cardboard sign reading "Disabld vet Pleez give Enything helps" out by the exit off Highway 89. </div><div>4) The girl in panel one operates on a strict first-come, first-serve cookie policy. The girl in panel two likes the bird better than anyone else.</div><div>5) The cat in panel two will be disappointed to learn that these are dog biscuits, not moon rocks. The last time she was going to get a <a href="http://joshreads.com/?p=987#slylock">moon rock</a>, the shopping channel stopped selling them before she could write the number down. </div><div>6) The children and animals in panel one got to the featureless teal void when they took a wrong turn in a coat closet. In panel two, they got to the featureless aqua void by playing the wrong note on a warp whistle.</div>Gold-Digging Nannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06387594651068912202noreply@blogger.com0