1) The vulture in panel one is attempting to feed soon-to-hatch baby ostriches a bundle of slightly pre-chewed worms, perfect for digestion by little bird tummies. The vulture in panel two is attempting to bash open the eggs with the leftover brain of its latest victim.
2) The animals assembled on the hilltop in panel two are watching in awe, waiting for the ostrich to go totally ballistic on the vulture. The animals assembled on the hilltop in panel one are watching in awe, trying to figure out if the vulture just pooped a big pink wad of something. Maybe no one told him you're not supposed to swallow bubble gum because you can't digest it, says the lion. Maybe vulture poop is naturally pink, says the elephant. Aaaaaahh it's horrible, says the bird.
3) The gorilla in panel two wishes he had thought of that. Ostrich-egg omelets sound so damn good. Maybe with a little sauteed mushroom.
4) The gorilla in panel one has more teeth than the gorilla in panel two because he beat up the tooth fairy.
5) The ostrich in panel one is a six-time lacrosse champion. The ostrich in panel two makes a living cleaning pools.
6) In panel two, the soon-to-hatch baby ostriches will be fed slightly pre-chewed vulture bits.
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