Carnivorous Snowmen

1) The snowman in panel one is pretending to be a walrus. The snowman in panel two has developed a taste for meat. The man in panel two will have the misfortune of discovering later that night that the snowman knows he is made of meat.
2) In panel one, the snowman has two eyes made out of coal. In panel two, the snowman has two eyes made out of the tiny, black souls of marketing executives.
3) In panel one, the snowman's tie is rumpled after a night of passion. In panel two, the boy simply has no understanding of how to properly dress a snowman.
4) In panel two, the snowman will get food poisoning from eating an undercooked hot dog.
5) In panel one, the snowman's has a carrot nose. In panel two, the snowman has a nose made from the horn of the rare orange narwhal.
6) In panel one, a bit of snow from the upper window ledge is about to dribble down the back of the man's neck.