President's Day Slylock

So, I decided to celebrate President's Day this year by buying an unregistered AK-47 and using it to shoot a bald eagle, as is my Second Amendment right, then burning the eagle on my backyard replica of the Lincoln Memorial (along with a turkey leg in honor of Benjamin Franklin) while reciting chapter and verse from Glenn Beck. You know. The traditional way. Bob Weber, Jr., on the other hand, has decided to mark the holiday by depicting his green-skinned, boxer short-clad villain, Count Weirdly, in a stovepipe hat and Lincoln-esque beard.

Well played, Bob. Well played.

(Sorry for the even less frequent than usual posts, everyone. This semester's going to be a bugger.)