Rawhide!

1) No coloring monkeys were harmed in the making of panel 2. I can’t vouch for panel 1.

2) In panel 1, Harry Ape stole all the ones out of every Monopoly set at Toys ‘R’ Us. In panel 2, he took the phrase “money laundering” literally and used too much bleach.

3) Panel 1 Max is attempting to catch a fistful of dollars. Panel 2 Max is attempting to catch Harry’s pimptaculous hat. It’s worth a try. He’s never going to get any real action with that ridiculous bowler.

4) The police report Slylock and Max file in panel 1 will end with the sentence, “Suspect escaped as Detective Mouse cried, “Hoo-doggy!” and tried to ride him like a bull.”

5) In panel 2, Slylock will earn even more animosity from the other officers when the chief cites Slylock’s lariat skills as one of the reasons for the reduction in the firearms budget.

6) In panel 2, back at the interrogation room, Slylock will grill Harry so thoroughly that he will confess to pimping out his own mother, moonlighting as the Phantom of the Community Theater, and stampeding cattle through the Vatican. For good measure, Slylock will also force him to moo like a cow.

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